Even though I’ve watched ‘The Sound of Music’ every Christmas for the last 20 years of my life I always thought they said “fa a longer way to run” apparently I’ve been singing it wrong my entire life.
Apperently Casey (aka rained-on-the-parade) is obsessed with my dog.
But she’s not as cool as my cat
Which one? The fat one or the other one ?
Both. Cats > dogs
Says the girl who has been playing with my dog for the last hour
That’s because I’ve been in your house the last hour
Okay. Because that means you have to play with Alice.
I just like to play catch with my dog